"Don't you think that this epic and heroic ballad would be just a tad more interesting if there were way more ME in it?"
-Sir Chadworth
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Chapter One: This Endless Bridge
"What is worth more; The silly dream of a boy, or the future of a kingdom?"
-Queen Faldain
Synopsis: Prince Morzic Faldain has just turned 18, and his sole birthday wish is to take his...colorful musical troupe "Peasant Upryzing" on tour to a Talent Show--I mean, gig at The Stalwart Pelican Tavern. Concerned with the return of a fearsome enemy, the King and Queen task their two most loyal, capable Advisors to the task of protecting their young and impetuous son. A jaunt through Snagglewood Forest finds a Bridge Troll in need of a favor, and a Bat-Pig in need of killing. Victorious, our brave heroes make their way across the Endless Bridge onto further adventure.
Chapter Two: This Deathless Girl
"That means no more Peasant-flogging."
-Altra
Synopsis: Beyond the Endless Bridge lies the spooky, treacherous expanse of cursed land known as The Rotten Hills. Our dandy band make their way onward and encounter a strange Gypsy with warnings of an immortal terror residing in a nearby residence in the ghastly hills. A virulent storm rips through the area, threatening to leave our brave heroes stranded unless they secure the favor of a most curious performer. Through cunning ingenuity and skill, our noble heroes discover the secrets of Lemonberry House and reunite a sundered couple, who are now free to resume a most passionate love affair that not even death could separate.
Chapter Three: This Ruthless Song
"Sir, should I clean your room while you enjoy breakfast? I’m an excellent pillow fluffer!"
-Caltreen
Synopsis: The overtly verdant wilds of Crampgarden could certainly do with some landscaping, and an ancient Gardener petitions our brave Heroes for aid in plucking a particularly pestersome weed. After winning their struggle for sanity, the Troupe finally makes their way to the Stalwart Pelican Tavern, with each member of Peasant Upryzing finding renewed purpose and identity, instead of the legendary rock-god status they were striving for. A Black Weasel is apprehended, and a wedding is almost blown up in this fungus-fighting, weed-plucking conclusion.
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